Oldies but Goodies

Bernie Madoff lived up to his name – he made off with people’s money.

Some time ago, General Motors (GM) decided to use Mr. Goodwrench (acronym could be MG) to market their franchised dealer service departments. Wouldn’t it have been better to use something which had the GM acronym instead of the name of another vehicle line.

Some of you who filed tax returns in 2012 may have noticed you didn’t get your tax return promptly after e-filing, as had happened in the past. President Obama seemed pleased to announce that April, 2012 was the first month which had a Federal surplus in years. Could it be due to people paying their taxes in April and the IRS not paying people what was due them?

Gabby Giffords was shot outside a Safeway supermarket. It doesn’t sound like it was a very safe way to go.

I had a male teacher in high school whose last name was Ball. I felt I was missing something because I never had a woman teacher named Ovary.